MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!

THIS JUST IN! KERBAL MITVAN WILL WE RIDING THE PLATO ROCKET TO THE MUN AT 8:30 EASTERN TIME TONIGHT! WE AT WEB-HAWK AEROSPACE ARE THRILLED TO HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO SPEAK TO THE ONE AND ONLY MORGAN OF BUNK MORGAN AEROSPACE COMPANY ABOUT THE EXITING JUMPS HIS COMPANY IS TAKING WITH PROJECT SOCRATES. THE GOAL: FLY AROUND AND GRAB DIRT. JUST THRILLING. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK BUNK MORGAN AEROSPACE.